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    "Welcome to Ascension" (Sung to the tune of Welcome to the Internet" by Bo Burnham)

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      ShamusAran last edited by

      Welcome to Ascension!
      Try it without guilt
      Any build that brain of yours can think of can be built
      We’ve got mountains of enchants
      Some work and some don’t
      You can submit a bug report but probably won’t

      Welcome to Ascension!
      Choose free pick or draft
      Would you like to read the meta on the builds that you can craft?
      There’s no need to worry
      No need to be scared (haha)
      Just pick four starting skills and take it from there

      Welcome to Ascension!
      Time to make it weird
      You can get more mana as a gnome or shoot things with your beard
      Hit bad guys
      Heal friendlies
      Or tank as a mage
      We’ve got a million different ways to run raids

      Welcome to Ascension!
      Put your cares aside
      Here’s a tip to check your posture
      Here’s an ironman who died
      We got trade chat, and mentors, and quests to grind loot
      And a lot of right wing political discourse primarily after the hour of 7 P.M. for some reason

      Welcome to Ascension
      Now you’re here for good
      Cause they updated the models and they all look like they should
      They are high-res and high-poly
      They don’t match the game
      But now you have a pretty boar you can tame

      Grind to level cap then grind for marks to buy enchants
      Grind for tailoring to make yourself a brand new pair of pants
      Play with Felborne or with Froststorm or perhaps Corrupted Bear Form
      Or go nuts and play with Fel Strike or with Low Tide or with Hoplite or with
      Here’s a brand new daily mission, play some mythic plus
      Run through thirty Hands of Fate to try for Summon Succubus
      Why is global chat so nasty? Everyone’s so mean!
      A legendary enchant has just shown up on a green.

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        Realunstable @ShamusAran last edited by

        @ShamusAran Freakin well done xD I sang along the whole read

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          Gomno Banned @ShamusAran last edited by

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