"Welcome to Ascension" (Sung to the tune of Welcome to the Internet" by Bo Burnham)
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Welcome to Ascension!
Try it without guilt
Any build that brain of yours can think of can be built
We’ve got mountains of enchants
Some work and some don’t
You can submit a bug report but probably won’tWelcome to Ascension!
Choose free pick or draft
Would you like to read the meta on the builds that you can craft?
There’s no need to worry
No need to be scared (haha)
Just pick four starting skills and take it from thereWelcome to Ascension!
Time to make it weird
You can get more mana as a gnome or shoot things with your beard
Hit bad guys
Heal friendlies
Or tank as a mage
We’ve got a million different ways to run raidsWelcome to Ascension!
Put your cares aside
Here’s a tip to check your posture
Here’s an ironman who died
We got trade chat, and mentors, and quests to grind loot
And a lot of right wing political discourse primarily after the hour of 7 P.M. for some reasonWelcome to Ascension
Now you’re here for good
Cause they updated the models and they all look like they should
They are high-res and high-poly
They don’t match the game
But now you have a pretty boar you can tameGrind to level cap then grind for marks to buy enchants
Grind for tailoring to make yourself a brand new pair of pants
Play with Felborne or with Froststorm or perhaps Corrupted Bear Form
Or go nuts and play with Fel Strike or with Low Tide or with Hoplite or with
Here’s a brand new daily mission, play some mythic plus
Run through thirty Hands of Fate to try for Summon Succubus
Why is global chat so nasty? Everyone’s so mean!
A legendary enchant has just shown up on a green. -
@ShamusAran Freakin well done xD I sang along the whole read
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